Iceberg lettuce safe

Tired of getting your really good things stolen when your house gets broken into? That's usually because we keep the things we care most about inside items that are recognizable...like your cash in your wallet, or your diamonds in your jewelry box. Now there is a better way. Store your valuables in a head of lettuce and chuck it in the fridge! I know its pretty lame, but you'll thank me later. They are available here for about $50 USD.